
Who?
My name is Matthew Wilkes

I am a 20Something Software Developer living in Edinburgh, working in Fife who is very enthusiastic about a bunch of stuff:
- Web Design;
- Web 2.0 (the tech behind it, yum AJAX);
- Artificial Intelligence;
- Neural Science;
- Software Development;
- Philosophy;
- Every Thing Skeptical;
- Music (weird and pretty stuff, oh and metal); And
- Maths (but I suck at it)
I can be reached in a number of ways, I will add a email form at some point in the future but for not you can befriend me on facebook if you like. I have hidden the "Add Me" button so you will have to message me first. I am also on twitter though I will embed my feed below:
My Tweets
Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:41:04
RT @TheFagCasanova: The more I wake up on the couch at 6am, hungover, with sweet wrappers stuck to my face. The more I realise, I am nev ...
Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:48:25
Ahh! WTF?! I didn't drink that much! I feel sober and managed 2 Sudokus before sleep but I just woke up to throw up! Fuck you mixing drinks
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:19:32
I'll set 'em down, you knock 'em up
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:31:43
Just face-palmed so hard it will probably bruise. Screw my inability to read things fully.
Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:27:06
And the award for most poorly managed project goes to...
Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:31:25
Another day another Gourock
Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:42:39
Dear World, Please stop using tables for structuring page layouts. Kind regards, Matt
Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:09:37
@bazookaduck That's a rather spiffing new moving picture you have there chaps.
Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:56:37
I took nearly exactly the same picture 2 weeks ago: http://goo.gl/452q I love Croatia!
Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:03:55
Ahh! Classic ASP and client side VBScript *crys* I have a fun afternoon ahead of me.
Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:49:06
@v21 um dude, remember this sweet idea you had: http://goo.gl/86g4 you really should have gone through with it.
Wed, 14 Jul 2010 09:57:37
This weeks challenge. Listen to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue in an office without looking or sounding like your having some kind of break down
Wed, 14 Jul 2010 08:07:09
@SaraMarianne @rubzo I don't have a problem with Virgin, Don't care about TV and Phone though. We can drop it and go for their 50mb service
Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:54:47
@SaraMarianne @rubzo I have looked into this before and any alternative will require a £130 BT connection fee
Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:19:40
Now why the crap did I put water of leaf?
Sun, 11 Jul 2010 16:18:59
Otters in the Water of Leaf? So cute. I want to move to Dean Village.
Sun, 11 Jul 2010 14:51:25
"Man Ray completely subverted the purpose of the iron." No, he stuck some fucking nails in it!
Sat, 10 Jul 2010 06:01:28
What the crap is this. 7am on a Saturday :(
Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:36:00
@v21 I know right. Tis what we use and what I'm now used to.
Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:35:21
Finally get to code in C#. I am experiencing this weird feeling, like I'm actually coding something. Death to VB.NET